I’m feng shui-ing the shit out of my apartment but my divorce is getting in the way

 

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Last week a feng shui consultant spent three hours at my home. Laura Cerrano, of Feng Shui Manhattan, helped me focus on my goals (a serious relationship, more money, career success, less conflict with my kids), identify some frustrations (work deals that don’t gel, stresses with certain family members who shall remain you-know-who-you-are), and take a fresh look at my living space. Laura scooted around some furniture to “open the flow.” Helped me work through some paint chips I’m considering.

Then shit got serious.

If you don’t know anything about feng shui, here are the basics: Things hold energy. Your living space is full of energy. Some of it is evident — When you walked into my apartment, you had to navigate a cluster of heavy furniture and a scary swarm of flipflops, sneakers and pumps. That clumsy navigation is energy spent negatively — even if you didn’t realize it. A pile of unpaid bills on your counter stir up stress every time you pass by. Dirty windows are an eyesore that weigh you down.

But things also hold a lot of energy specific to their histories. Even if you don’t believe that the antique teak armoire in my bedroom brings with it the mojo of past owners (I’m not sure I buy that), I find it very easy to sign onto the notion that the sweet memories I attach to the Monte glider in which I rocked and nursed my kids are evoked when I sit in it today.

Laura urged me to get rid of things that represent old relationships and bad memories. “If you want to attract a new romantic relationship, you have get rid of objects that make you think of past loves,” she says. Right on. But in the case of a marriage — one that generated two kids — where do you draw the line? I found five divorce-specific issues in feng shui-ing my place:

1. Everything I own is from my marriage and I can’t afford to replace it all. 90 percent of the furniture and about 60 percent of the artwork. Seriously, Laura, I can’t afford to replace everything I own. (Unless we super-charge the ‘wealth’ center of my apartment. Stat.)

2.   I like my stuff. I’ve got a nice pad. I’m rather smitten with the cluster of paintings I arranged next to my bed when my ex moved out. But you don’t have to be an expert in detecting bad chi when it comes to a lovely water color from Santorini, Greece — purchased on the trip where my ex proposed. Not to mention my favorite applegreen Le Cruiset dutch oven that he gave me for my 30th birthday and the Czech cut crystal stemware that were a moving-in-together gift from dear friends.

3. Some of it is valuable. Apparently, what you see when you walk into a home is critical. At my place, guests were met with a giant vintage German poster pimping tobacco, featuring a sinister man with Arian features, save for his white robe, head scarf and Arab-tan skin. Not only did Emmanuel and I find it funny and quirky, its acquisition  had a great back story — and we didn’t mind shelling out some serious cash for it.

Long story short: I’m totally over that poster. But the burden of finding it a new home is a stress.

4. Lots of stuff is attached to memories. Just because I’m ready to move on from past heartaches doesn’t mean I need to move on from great love. Does it? The folk painting bought on a favela tour in Rio on our honeymoon? What about the water buffalo carving from a riverboat trip in Laos? If I ditch everything I own as it relates to my ex, doesn’t this denegrate that relationship? Suggest that the whole thing was a failure? I don’t believe that. He’s just not my husband any more.

5. These are not just my memories — they are my kids’ history. All these objects I’ve been instructed to remove are touchstones for stories. Stories I am reminded of, or asked for by Helena and Lucas. They deserve to hear about where their parents met, or married, or funny travel adventures that led, ultimately, to their existences. Should I cleanse the house entirely of their dad, don’t I also erase their past?

And so I have been following lots of Laura’s advice: moved a bunch of not-yet given kids giftes out of my bedroom where I also purged old magazines and rarely worn clothes — methods to boost the love vibes, apparently. I bought yellow paint for the hallway — an invigorating choice for the “health center” of my home, and a potted tree for the “fame” corner of my office. The tobacco poster is now in a closet, along with the Greek painting, and many boxes of old toys, clothes and housewares that will be given to the Goodwill where they can go on to clutter someone else’s chakras.Laura told me with a casual confidence that I should see positive changes immediately, and all my goals accomplished within a year. So far? In the week since her consult, I’ve secured two new business partnerships, landed one new client and have had fewer fights with my kids. And on Saturday I went on a second date with a great guy — one who didn’t roll his eyes when I told him I’m into feng shui.

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13 thoughts on “I’m feng shui-ing the shit out of my apartment but my divorce is getting in the way

  1. I think getting rid of stuff from relationship’s past can take time. Some of it, you can dump early after the break-up. But other stuff needs to stick around during the healing process. Eventually, still more stuff will let you know when it’s time to remove yourself from it. I think getting rid of all things right away, however, can be right for some people and not right for others. I doubt there’s one answer for all. Maybe some of that energy needs to be reconciled. Regardless, I do like the idea of feng shui.

  2. Good points, Jackie. After reading this post, Laura emailed me this:

    >>I just want to make sure you know that I would never push you to do anything you are not comfortable with (such as with releasing certain items from past relations). Suggestions come from a combination of your own personal history, the reading of that space and intuitive energy reading. I always give my clients the option to at least try the suggestions and see if they notice a shift, and if they due that is usually an indication of one needing to let go (but again you always have that choice and option)… and if no shift is felt then let be. I completely understand about keeping key items around.

    A couple years after my ex moved out, I systematically went through every drawer, closet and cupboard and got rid of all of HIS stuff. Now, I am contending with mutually acquired stuff, which is where things got problematic. There has to be a line, however, where it is JUST TIME to move on.

  3. You don’t need material things to re-tell the great stories and memories. Take a photo of that sh*t and toss it! Then come over to my house and help me unload my crap too! :)

  4. Hey Emma,

    Again it was a pleasure working with you and I’m so glad to hear about the shifts already manifesting into reality. The beauty of Feng Shui and really in general when working with energy, is how flexible you and that source can be when working together.

    What works for one may not work for another, so you simply adjust the suggestions and language to fit that person’s current life situations. If you are advanced in understanding how energy works and connection to self, soon enough you will begin to create your own ‘cures’ and healing really starts to take place, blended with the power of manifesting your goals into reality.

    Feng Shui is one of the lifestyle practices that can offer a truly eye opening perspective into your life and the cycle of life in general. If you allow yourself to be open to the process, tune in to being more aware, amazing transformation can take place, you simply have to believe.

    I send you many blessings :)

    Love and light,
    Laura Cerrano

  5. My home got “feng shui’d” just two months before I met my now-husband of 5 years … learning about feng shui and applying it to my home, life and business also resulted in a massive increase in income, harmony and my general happiness. Recently I feng-shui’d my new desk and my car {here’s the article that inspired me: http://www.fengshuidana.com/2012/03/26/car-shui-for-monday/}. These tangible results mean that today I’m a huge fan. Emma, you know I recently massively purged my belongings and radically changed my physical environment, including using feng shui to create our new space, and it’s been magical. I don’t know that I believe every single aspect, but I do know it seems to work. I don’t know how electricity works, or why, but it works … so I just go with it and anytime I seem to be stuck, I revisit where I might throw in some feng shui and other tricks I’ve learned. Beats the crap out of stress, struggle and worry. :)

  6. This shi*-word that appears twice in the article – what does that do to the feng shui of the article and of my mind?
    Best wishes.

  7. I’ve been practicing Feng Shui professionally for over twenty years, here in the USA and in Britain and Europe. It is a powerful tool for helping to 1. raise one’s awareness of the effect the environment has on one’s life and 2. it provides a set of techniques that can help shape one’s life. We design our surrounding then our surrounding design us…! Your ex-husband is still the father to your kids, you are still in a co-parenting relationship with him, for as long as the kids are dependent on you both. Use the feng shui to set the physical boundaries that are needed to support the new rules of your relationship. Take a quick look at http://www.fengshuiservices.com to find out more about how changing your space can help support the changes required in your relationship. Hope this is helpful, Warmly, Will LeStrange

  8. I feel your problems. It’s not easy trying to focus on something when you have a divorce happening at the same time. Feng Shui is definitely a good way to improve you life though. Thanks for sharing!

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