I hear it from moms all the time: “I’m completely overwhelmed by my filthy house, but I feel too guilty to hire a housekeeper.”
To which I say: WHAHHHAA?!
Actually, not so long ago, I felt guilty, too. After all, an adult woman can clean her own home, right? If I don’t have money dripping out of all my orifces, then paying someone else to wash and fold my laundry is just throwing money away, right?
After all, a good mother takes care of her family. That includes making sure the counters are spotless, toilets are stainless, and the linens blinding white, with fitted sheets folded just so.
Then I woke up. I hired my lovely housekeeper, and I have never, every looked back.
I am a professional person, and my time is more monetarily valuable than my cleaner’s. I hate cleaning my house, and dirty floors, cluttered bedrooms and mounds of damp, stinky laundry staring at me all day stresses me out.
So, I outsource it.
You outsource all kinds of household duties. Much of it to technology. After all, you like outsource your china and flatware cleaning to a dishwasher. Your clothes are not cleaned on rocks down at the river; this task is outsourced to a washer and dryer. Your vegetables are probably not grown in your back yard, and if you are like 99 percent of Americans, you do not raise and slaughter your meat, or source dairy or eggs from your property.
Your groceries are outsourced, as is most of your prepared food — to restaurants and the frozen food aisle of your local market.
Back-to-the-land activists aside, most people are perfectly comfortable reaping the benefits of modern technology and a sophisticated economy that gifts us the benefits of these systems.
So why do so many moms have a crippling guilt-trip about outsourcing housekeeping?
We’re still hung up on the silly notion that the stay-at-home mom is the better mom. Pew research found that 40 percent of Americans think it is actually harmful to children when their moms work outside the home, even when research finds that working moms is great for the women (who are less stressed and depressed than their full-time-SAHM counterparts), marriages have a greater chance of survival if both partners are happily employed, and this gem, from Harvard Business School:
Women whose moms worked outside the home are more likely to have jobs themselves, are more likely to hold supervisory responsibility at those jobs, and earn higher wages than women whose mothers stayed home full time, according to researchers.
In our minds, women lump together parenting and housekeeping. It’s understandable — these have always been the domain of women. And women have always been critical to the economic wellbeing of families — historically working alongside men in the fields or family enterprises. There was a blip in this equation in 1950s and 1960s when technology rendered much of traditional women’s work obsolete, and there were scant opportunities for women to earn a living outside of the home, but those days are past. Today there is untold possibilities for women to earn livings in professional careers, and yet we are hung up on spending precious time and energy on housekeeping.
To which I say: eff that.
Hire a cleaner. If your friend can’t recommend someone, and you’re not comfortable with CraigsList, check out my friends at Care.com, which has an awesome interface to help you find exactly the type of house cleaning service at a price you can afford.
Because whatever you’re paying the cleaner, you can earn far more by using that time and headspace to invest in your career, build a business, or simply chill out and relax in your clean home.