This was posted with permission from Marilyn Torres-Sierra in Single Mom Society, the secret Facebook page. Torres-Sierra, 39, is a Phoenix, Ariz., is a nurse educator and single mom to Liam, 13, and Leilani, 8.
Ladies, first I have to say that I love this page.
That said, I keep seeing posts about the “strange” things that men do when dating a single mom. I’d like us to elevate the concept a bit because I’m still looking for the “right” guy, and since I’m 5 years in the single mommy gig, I thought I’d share a helpful tip…
A drag queen once said, “When in doubt, freak em out.”
It was the gym parking lot where he asked me about Zumba class. Ran into the guy later that day in the veggie section at Fry’s so I gave him my number. Super suave, smart and a bootie that’d make the sun shine on a rainy day. We talked a few weeks, no hanky panky, nothing more than a hug. He even showed up at the door with ice cream for my sick daughter, who he never met. And then BAM … no communication. I get a text two weeks later about a family issue that had come up.
Me: OMG is your family member OK?
Guy: Yeah it’s all good.
Me: Who was it?
Guy: Hold on, I have to take a call
…three days later…
Guy: Sorry. Been so busy. When did you want to meet up?
Me: Family member OK?
Me: Sorry to hear that. Why didn’t you tell me you were married?
Know what he said?
Guess I freaked him out! Lol!
Ladies…when they get strange, it gets awkward or they fall off the face of the earth, they did you a favor. Don’t be afraid to call it! Ask what you want to know! Don’t be afraid to freak them out!
There’s nothing wrong with most guys. They disappear either because they are no longer interested (many guys) got what they wanted (some guys) or they know they can’t be the man you want or need.
Keep your head up! There are wonderful men out there and they are NOT all taken. Dating takes practice!
Trust me. Keep at it. Eventually, you’ll learn to smell the bullshit before you even see the pile! If you see the pile and choose to step in it anyway because it’s been so god damn long since you’ve been held or made love to … I hope the lay was worth it. For me it hasn’t been worth the headache, but I TOTALLY get it!
(No judgement here.)
However… do me a favor, don’t get all butt hurt because you smelled it (instincts, a.k.a. mojo) saw it (behavior confirmed your mojo) and knew it was bullshit from the start (talked yourself out of it) and now you’re complaining, whining and commiserating all over God’s creation about it.
(OK, a little judgement here because I want to be supportive to my single sisters, but there are only so many hours in a day ya’ll)
So here it is:
Check out the book or movie, “He’s Just Not That Into You.” It’s a perspective of great fun on negotiating this dog-and-pony show we call “dating.”
Warning: (nurse moment coming…)
And, for the sake of all that is divine on this planet, if you’re gonna jump his bones despite the bullshit, wrap that shit up! You don’t want herpes or HIV as a souvenir from your little escapade.
So remember: when a cutie-patootie with a super fly bootie gets weird on you and makes you doubt your mojo, throw that tarantula (truth) on the table and freak em out!
YOU, my fellow goddesses, are not victims of the oddities of male behavior in the dating universe!!
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